Environmental Press # 88

Subj: [thetigerstale] ~Score One For The Critters!~
Date: Thu, 01 Aug 2002 17:55:41 -0000
From: "joeylittleshell" <joeylittleshell@yahoo.com>
To: thetigerstale@yahoogroups.com ...................................................................................................................

*On this date in 1942, JERRY GARCIA was born.

~Score One For The Critters!~

Last week, as I searched through HOME DEPOT for various doo-dads to fix up my forest cabin, I found myself in the huge garden section, enjoying the sweet scent of wood, and the musty scent of fertilizer...
...On a long isle lined on both sides with every kind of weed killer, Bee Zapper, Moth Sticker, & insecticide, I was confronted by a tall man in a bright international orange work smock, who asked me what I was looking for. Emotionally reeling amid the sea of death dealing products, I gathered myself up, took a deep breath, looked him straight in the eye, and asked... "Got any BUG FOOD?" Ooooooh, score one for the critters, my friends!!!!!!!!!! -jr

 

 

As you may have heard, We're back out in front of the Orange County Sewage District, protesting the lack of GOOD FAITH, as OC SAN has now done NOTHING to move toward full secondary treatment of sewage, and everything to in fact AVOID it- such as the plan to begin dumping 25,000 gallons of CHLORINE a day starting on the 12th of August! ...The simple facts? If you dump chlorine on sewage that is treated as minimally as ours, it BONDS with the too complex carbon molecules, and forms ORGANO-CHLORINES, which are far worse things than the sewage will ever be! Anyway, these guys have tried to run us over about 5 times in two days, and we've been given the finger at least 10 times- or are they telling us we're #1, I wonder? It really doesn't bother me, I know it all comes with the territory, but there's one old lady, when she gives you the finger, you're just sort of SHOCKED, y'know?! ...For your enjoyment, here is a line-up of the signs flown each AM to 12 lanes of rush hour traffic at the intersection of the 405 freeway & Euclid Ave.-
DON'T BLEACH THE BEACH

DON'T STALL TREAT IT ALL

OC SAN STILL DUMPS AWAY BUT NOW IT COSTS 3 GRAND A DAY

And finally, we have a huge (and I do mean HUGE!!!!) bulletin board with little changeable velcro numbers that reads:

PENALTIES TO DATE:

$ - - - THOUSAND

Now, I must tell you, its FUN! And it's not that I enjoy crushing people, it's that these guys simply have, and NEVER DID HAVE any intention of complying with the clean water act, and now I'm FORCING THEM. Hey, with all the Whales washing up on all the coasts, I really am pissed, and the bad guys better go straight to church, and pray hard I don't get elected.
-nuff said jr

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PS... To help my campaign...
Send a check to:

Elect Joey Racano
PO Box 373 Huntington Bch.
Ca. 92648-0373

Love, your pal, joey xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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